What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 10:37
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?